var quotes = new Array;

quotes.push("I believe that friends are quiet angels who sit on our shoulders and lift our wings when we forget how to fly.");

quotes.push("Dreams are like stars...you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny.");

quotes.push("Be careful what you wear to bed at night, you never know who you'll meet in your dreams.");

quotes.push("Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.");

quotes.push("Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion.");

quotes.push("The magic of first love is our ignorance that it can ever end.");

quotes.push("Books are a uniquely portable magic.");

quotes.push("The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person.");

quotes.push("A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing.");

quotes.push("Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.");

quotes.push("Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer.");

quotes.push("Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.Cats have never forgotten this.");

quotes.push("Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.");

quotes.push("Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.");

quotes.push("I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein");

quotes.push("You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.");

quotes.push("Kindness is the ability to love someone more than they deserve.");

quotes.push("Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.");

quotes.push("Do not wait for leaders. Do it alone, person to person.");

quotes.push("You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand. - Leonardo da Vinci");

quotes.push("We are never so helplessly unhappy as when we lose love.");

quotes.push("Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money.");

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